btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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