You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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