I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
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You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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