Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
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where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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