spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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