so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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