im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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