Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
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He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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