just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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