when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
my sisters under your porch take her home
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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