Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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