Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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