lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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