u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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