I'm drive I can fine osifer
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
My ass is underappreciated
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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