just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
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I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
We need to get me chipped asap
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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