I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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