I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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