they need to just BURY HIM!
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
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alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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