So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Randomize
