Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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