Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
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well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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