just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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