everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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