he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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