I bet he comes in French.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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