Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
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Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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