"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Randomize
