real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm going to jail i love you
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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