It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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