so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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