every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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