You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
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I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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