My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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