This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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