Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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