Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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