i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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