I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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