C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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