so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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