quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
its not stalking. its research.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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