I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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