that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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