If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
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I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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