Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
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im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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