I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
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Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I am naked and annoyed.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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