Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
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It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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