i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I have feelings that need drinking.
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I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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