Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
