Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I am in a vortex of obligation.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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