Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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