Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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