Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
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He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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